Destroy All Humans!

Introduction

In an era of gaming dominated by gritty heroes and serious narratives, the 2005 release of Destroy All Humans! arrived as a breath of fresh, albeit irradiated, air. Developed by Pandemic Studios, this action-adventure title flipped the traditional alien invasion trope on its head. Instead of playing the valiant defender of Earth, players stepped into the boots of the invader. Drawing heavy inspiration from the B-movie sci-fi aesthetics of the mid-20th century, the game delivered a unique blend of satirical humor, chaotic sandbox destruction, and social commentary. It remains a standout title for its willingness to mock everything from Cold War paranoia to the perceived innocence of small-town Americana.

Story & Setting

The game is set in 1959, meticulously recreating an exaggerated version of the United States at the height of the Space Age. The narrative follows Cryptosporidium 137 (affectionately known as Crypto), a short-tempered Furon warrior. The Furon race is dying due to centuries of cloning, which has resulted in the degradation of their genetic material. To save his species, Crypto is sent to Earth by his commander, Orthopox 13, to harvest "pure" Furon DNA that was embedded in the human genome during ancient times.

As Crypto works his way through various locales—ranging from the rural farmstead of Turnipseed Farm to the political corridors of Washington, D.C. (reimagined as Capitol City)—he must contend with "Majestic," a shadowy government agency modeled after the Men in Black. The story is a biting satire of the 1950s, poking fun at McCarthyism, the nuclear family, and the absurdity of early Cold War propaganda.

Gameplay

Destroy All Humans! offers a third-person sandbox experience where mayhem is encouraged. On foot, Crypto is equipped with a high-tech Furon arsenal. His signature weapon, the Zap-O-Matic, fries enemies with electricity, while the Disintegrator Ray reduces them to ash. For those looking for more "intimate" research, the Anal Probe provides a comedic, if slightly disturbing, way to collect DNA. Crypto also possesses powerful psychokinetic abilities, allowing him to toss cars, hypnotize civilians, or use the "Holobob" to take on the appearance of a human and infiltrate restricted areas.

When on-foot destruction isn't enough, players can take to the skies in Crypto’s Flying Saucer. The saucer gameplay adds a massive scale to the destruction, featuring a Death Ray that can level entire buildings and an Abducto Beam for lifting tanks and cows alike. The mission structure encourages creativity, often requiring a mix of stealthy infiltration and all-out extraterrestrial warfare.

Platforms

This classic title saw a wide release across major consoles, ensuring that players on both Microsoft and Sony platforms could experience the Furon invasion firsthand.

Legacy

Destroy All Humans! was a commercial and critical success, praised for its humor and the sheer fun of its destructive mechanics. It spawned a franchise including several sequels and a full-scale high-definition remake in 2020. The game is remembered as a highlight of Pandemic Studios' golden age, showcasing their ability to build engaging open worlds with a distinct personality. By satirizing the 1950s, the game also provided a template for how video games could use historical settings for comedy rather than just historical reenactment.

Fun Facts

  • Crypto-137’s voice and personality were heavily inspired by Jack Nicholson’s performance in various films, giving the alien a cynical, raspy edge.
  • The game’s subtitle in some marketing materials was "The invasion has begun," referencing the hyperbolic movie posters of the 1950s.
  • Despite being an alien invader, Crypto actually has more lines of dialogue than most of the human NPCs combined.
  • The game features a fictionalized version of Area 51 known as Area 42, filled with experimental technology and government secrets.

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